Justin Bieber to play Marty McFly.
Clearly there are now two America’s running parallel alongside each other in the space-time continuum. On the other one it’s ok to build mosques, eat eggs, and people read books. Kim Kardashian is just a stripper and Justin Bieber is a regular kid who likes to play catch.
And then in this reality they think it’s ok to remake Back To The Future, eggs kill you, nobody reads anything you can’t buy at the grocery store or airport and the entire Kardashian family makes more in a month than most cul-de-sacs make in a year because their slutty daughter boinked the less successful brother of a mid 90’s R&B footnote.
There needs to be a civil war against idiocracy. We’ve been too nice for too long.
Ned Hepburn, everyone. Nails it shut.
What the fuck. This will not happen. He will not ruin some of my favourite movies.
No. No no no no no no no no no no no. YOU GOTTA BE KIDDIN
